May 2006


This pretty much sums up most problems guys have with women (from Craig’s List):

I want a girl who will lead me on. I want a girl to flirt with me all the time and just be friends. I want a girl who won’t get over her ex. I want a girl who thinks she’s fat even though she’s 5′8″ and 135. I want a girl who likes to cuddle, but never with me. I want a girl who will never make up her mind. I want a girl who wants presents but claims to not be materialistic. I want a girl who says beauty is on the inside because she isn’t attracted to me. I want a girl who claims to be smart and can’t hold up a conversation for more than 2 minutes. I want a girl who has to be drunk to want to have sex with me. I want a girl who skips class, oversleeps, and parties naked with strangers. I want a girl spoiled by her parents. I want a girl who can make me feel inadequate. I want a girl who loves to travel but only with her girl friends. I want a girl who goes home every weekend. I want a girl who hasn’t grown up. I want a girl who thinks they’re too old for me. I want a girl who knows I’m too good a friend to date. I want a girl who thinks I’m too good for them. I want a girl to dump me for an old fling and come back a week later when it doesn’t work out. I want a girl to return my phone calls three days later, or better yet, not at all. I want a girl who is afraid to commit. I want a girl with fake hair, boobs, and personality. I want a girl with a wardrobe more valuable than my car. I want a girl who doesn’t know what they want in life. I want a girl who expects me to pay for everything and do all the work in the relationship. I want a girl who can’t compromise. I want a drama/gossip queen. And above all, I want a girl who doesn’t go on Craigslist to look for guys to date.

Apparently I have this in spades. Thanks for keeping me sharp, 25.